The house favorite! Mom won't give us the exact recipe, but we know it has eggs, mayo, mustard, onions, relish, and spices. Individual portion.
Crinkle Cut Fries
$5.00
Crinkle Cuts are the superior form of fry. We're not debating. We always fry them to order.
Kettle Chips
$3.00
We slice up these potatoes daily and fry them to order. (Pictured with our Jana's Dip.).
Burgers
CrashBurger
$272.00
It's okay to be basic. American Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Grilled Onion, Pickles, Mayo, Mustard & Ketchup. The LP (Double Patty) option is pictured. You can handle it.
TheGranny
$14.00
That perfect mix of sweet and salty. Everyone loves our Granny! She features locally made pimento cheese from Tabs Table & hot pepper jelly from Homemade Homegrown along with bacon and American Cheddar blend.
ReturnOfTheMac
$12.00
We aren't clowning around with this one! Our "Special sauce" is accompanied by dill pickles, grilled onions, lettuce, and our American Cheddar blend.
Friend of the Devil
$13.00
It's hotter than the hinges hangin' on the gates of Hell. Ghost pepper habanero cheese, grilled onions & jalapenos, and Hot & Spicy mustard from Homemade Homegrown.
Dill spread, Double dill pickles from Homemade Homegrown, Crispy Dillies, lettuce, & Cheddar cheese. Hold it and hit it.
CowboyDan
$12.00
Cowboy Dan was a major player in the cowboy scene so we made a burger in his honor. Lem's Meat Varnish BBQ, cheddar cheese, & french fried onions for a little crunch and razzle-dazzle.
Drinks
Liquid Death Water & Tea
$3.50
Don't be scared, it's just water...or tea.
Bottled Sodas & Drinks
$3.00
Handhelds
Freebird
$12.00
A generous portion of Tabs Table chicken salad with lettuce and tomato on a buttery croissant. It's pictured here with Mom's Deviled Egg Potato Salad.
ThickSkull
$10.00
Two thick slices of deep fried bologna on a Kaiser roll. Topped with American Cheddar blend, mayo, lettuce, & tomato.
The Rooster
$13.00
Grilled chicken breast on a Kaiser roll topped with American Cheddar blend, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and our house ranch.
The Dolly
$14.00
The Etta
$14.00
Buffalo blue cheese grilled chicken sandwich.
TheHeather
$14.00
It’s the chicken salad you know and love from Tabs Table on toasted sourdough featuring swiss cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, & pickled onions. .
Kids Menu
Little Punk Meals
$7.00
Menu
Pepperoni Roll
$4.00
Chef worked on the recipe for these pepperoni rolls for over a decade (nerd). Soft dough surrounds ground pepperoni and mozzarella cheese. Topped with butter and our "Magic Seasoning". You may have had a pepperoni roll before, but not like these.
Pickled Eggs (2)
$3.00
Soup- Bowl
$7.00
Heavy Pawpaw
$14.00
He ain't heavy, he's our Pawpaw! Our fresh chuck patty topped with melty American, fried bologna, a runny egg, tomato, & mayo.
TheTammy
$13.00
Just like TheGranny, but with grilled chicken. It's grilled chicken, pimento cheese, American-Cheddar blend, hot pepper jelly from Homemade Homegrown, & crispy bacon.
The Joni
$14.00
Our version of a blue cheese burger.
Side Salad
$5.00
A small bed of fresh lettuce topped with tomatoes, cucumber, cheddar, & croutons.
TheCure
$14.00
HOT!HOT!HOT! Fresh chuck, ghost pepper cheese, grilled jalapenos and onions, fried bologna, and Lem's HOT meat varnish.
Salads
CaryAnn
$15.00
A bed of fresh lettuces topped with Tabs Table chicken salad, cheddar, boiled egg, cucumber, tomatoes, bacon, croutons, & our house ranch.
Charleston Girl
$13.00
Chef Skully's dream salad. A bed of fresh lettuces, pickled beets from Homemade Homegrown, boiled egg, tomatoes, radishes, pickled red onion, house-made croutons, cheddar cheese, and our signature house dressing "Appalachian Goddess".
Sierra
$16.00
A bed of fresh lettuces topped with grilled chicken, bacon bits, blue cheese, cheddar, tomatoes, pickled onions (H), croutons (H), Ranch Dressing & Franks buffalo sauce.
